You know that mid‑afternoon lull—right after lunch, long before quitting time—when your to‑do list looks taller than the Williamsburg Bank tower? Skip the fourth iced coffee. Light up a Candy Jack-infused pre‑roll from Florist Farms instead. It hits quick, tastes like orange soda kissed by pine, and somehow makes even spreadsheet cleanup feel like a side quest instead of a punishment.
OC Dispensary just added these to the menu, and they’re sprinting out the door. Here’s the why, the how, and the “shut up and take my money” details.
What’s inside the cone?
Start with Candy Jack, a sharp‑as‑tacks sativa bred from Jack Herer and a fruit‑forward Skunk line. Florist Farms grinds whole buds—no stems, no trim—then folds in CO₂ oil and a dusting of kief before rolling each .75‑gram cone by hand. Three layers of lift in one paper wrapper.
The flower keeps the burn smooth, the oil stretches the ride, and the kief throws the flavor into Technicolor. One pull and you’re hit with sweet citrus, a pop of pine, and zero throat scratch. Even seasoned smokers raise an eyebrow at that first exhale.
How it feels
Picture the mental click you get when a great song drops at just the right moment—that’s the first five minutes. Eyes open. Thoughts line up. Shoulders relax. Ten minutes later, you’re floating a couple of inches above the noise: alert, chatty, borderline optimistic.
Body buzz? Light. Enough to take the edge off subway‑seat stiffness, not enough to glue you to the couch. It’s a “get stuff done” sativa, not a panic‑attack special. Expect two solid hours of cruise speed before you even think about a re‑spark.
Perfect moments for a Candy Jack cone
- Creative sprints – need to finish that beat, chapter, or logo? Spark, sip water, watch ideas stack themselves.
- Errand gauntlet – bank, bodega, laundromat? Cone makes it zen.
- Day at the Rockaways – quick smoke before volleyball; sudden appreciation for sunshine included.
- Cleaning playlist – bathroom tiles whistle while you scrub.
Save it for daylight. Light one at 1 a.m. and you’ll reorganize your closet until birds start singing.
Florist Farms does it right
Plenty of “infused” pre‑rolls hide crispy trim under a drizzle of mystery distillate. Florist Farms goes the other direction: small‑batch, sun‑grown flower; solvent‑free oil; fresh kief pulled from the same strain. Everything’s lab‑tested, terpene data posted online, and moisture‑sealed so the last cone smokes like the first.
Throw in compostable packaging and you’ve got feel‑good weed in more ways than one.
How to snag a pack without leaving the block
OC Dispensary runs Brooklyn‑only delivery, seven days a week. The drill takes three minutes:
- Jump on ocdispensary.co.
- Add a five‑pack of Candy Jack cones (plus anything else that sparks joy) until you hit the $50 minimum.
- Snap a pic of your ID—one‑time thing, promise.
- Choose a drop‑off window that fits between meetings or Netflix episodes.
- Pay through Dutchie Pay straight from your bank, or keep it old‑school with cash.
We text when the driver’s close. You meet them at the door, sign, and you’re back on the couch before the takeout app says “order confirmed.”
Real‑world feedback
We’ve had chefs tell us it turns mise‑en‑place into a dance routine, painters who swear colors pop louder, and one freelance coder who finished a dreaded bug fix with a grin instead of a grimace. The verdict is the same: “That cone gets me moving without scrambling my brain.”
Pro tips
- Don’t torch the tip. A gentle roast keeps oil from clogging.
- Hydrate. Citrus terps plus sativa zip equals dry mouth if you slack on water.
- Half now, half later. They relight perfectly—stretch that goodness.
The Last Puff
Candy Jack infused pre‑rolls are the grown‑up cheat code for slumps, chores, and creative blocks. Sweet flavor, bright headspace, zero prep. Pair that with OC Dispensary’s legit, same‑day Brooklyn delivery and you’ve got instant motivation in a tube.
Next time you feel the afternoon fade coming on, skip the caffeine jitters. Crack a Candy Jack cone, press play on your playlist, and watch the day fall back into line.
